For immediate release: Aloha 'Ino are pleased to announce their latest publication: The Story of Grass, a cutting-edge anthology of modern art and words such as those you might find in a dictionary, only in a different order and some of them are repeated, often more than once.
"The Story of Grass shouldn't be seen as a mere magazine. It is the dawning of a new paradigm in mood-altering media," says Aloha 'Ino publisher-in-chief, the wealthy, reclusive and almost impossibly short Kimo Kunakana. "It's exactly like a drug in paper form - after reading it I really, really wanted to eat a big bag of Doritos and giggle about how funny my socks looked. But it unleashed so many emotions. I look at the pages Harris and Hughes have couriered over to me and I have wept, wept for their humanity, for their sensitivity and for the way Hughes draws owls. That is some sexy owl, hoo boy!"
As the little tears dripped from his mesmerisingly small head he added, "The magazine has alredy changed my life. If it wasn't for The Story of Grass I wouldn't be talking about The Story of Grass right now. That's pretty amazing right there."
The Story of Grass will go on sale as soon as Mr Kunakana replaces the toner cartridge on his photocopier.
"The Story of Grass shouldn't be seen as a mere magazine. It is the dawning of a new paradigm in mood-altering media," says Aloha 'Ino publisher-in-chief, the wealthy, reclusive and almost impossibly short Kimo Kunakana. "It's exactly like a drug in paper form - after reading it I really, really wanted to eat a big bag of Doritos and giggle about how funny my socks looked. But it unleashed so many emotions. I look at the pages Harris and Hughes have couriered over to me and I have wept, wept for their humanity, for their sensitivity and for the way Hughes draws owls. That is some sexy owl, hoo boy!"
As the little tears dripped from his mesmerisingly small head he added, "The magazine has alredy changed my life. If it wasn't for The Story of Grass I wouldn't be talking about The Story of Grass right now. That's pretty amazing right there."
The Story of Grass will go on sale as soon as Mr Kunakana replaces the toner cartridge on his photocopier.
